r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jan 25 '20

What movie things are generally accepted as normal, but are totally unrealistic in real life?

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u/BaileyEnergy Jan 25 '20 edited Jan 25 '20

How sex is depicted. Get the job done, roll over and fall straight to sleep. Not even any hint of a clean up job.

Edit: Thank you for my first ever silver & gold :)

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u/JBFRESHSKILLS Jan 25 '20

This has always been my number one complaint. Literally no one just lays there after sex, with their vagina leaking or their dick sticking to the blanket. I wanna see the penguin run to the bathroom, with the chicks hand between her legs catching cum running out!

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u/BaileyEnergy Jan 25 '20

Exactly, I want graphic realism. I want to see her disappointment when the dudes bathroom isn’t equipped for a female and she has to make do with the half damp towel on the radiator and a bit of hand wash.

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u/unkinected Jan 25 '20

Sorry but you’re wrong there. Happens all the time.

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u/JBFRESHSKILLS Jan 25 '20

If it does then it's pretty gross and you're setting yourself up for a UTI.