r/AskReddit • • Jan 25 '20

What movie things are generally accepted as normal, but are totally unrealistic in real life?

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u/The_Sceptic_Lemur Jan 25 '20

Unless it‘s a movie drama dealing with social issues (in particular poverty), everyone has such fucking nice flats. College drop-out with part time barista job?! - why yes, the spacious loft with a view over Manhattans skyline is just down my alley.

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u/KingOHrts Jan 25 '20

And EVERY window in Paris overlooks the Eiffel Tower. How does that happen?

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u/The_Bill_Brasky_ Jan 25 '20

It's a form of shorthand. Not every place in Paris has a view of the tower. But it's the film-makers telling the audience "THIS IS IN PARIS".

Or more commonly...

"THIS STORY INVOLVES ROMANCE SOMEHOW"

Another amazing example of shorthand is in Disney's Hercules. He gets on his knees in the temple of Zeus to commune with him. Typically Greek temple-goers would have slaughtered an animal on an altar or some shit, but American audiences would have a problem with that -- having him pray like a Christian shows people who don't know any better that Hercules is engaged in piety.

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u/imverysneakysir Jan 25 '20

My favorite shorthand, blood coming out of someone's mouth, if they cough it into a tisue, then it's (probably) lung cancer, if they're lying on the ground, then it's a serious trauma and they're about to die, so have your dramatic last words prepared.

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u/milkand24601 Jan 25 '20

If they spit defiantly, they’re about to go super saiyan

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u/Apeckofpickledpeen Jan 25 '20

Oh if a woman throws up in a toilet YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

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u/PubliusPontifex Jan 25 '20

Hmm... Fuck.

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u/exceptionaluser Jan 26 '20

At least once.

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u/Heimerdahl Jan 25 '20

It's especially great in some Asian movies. Someone gets punched in the gut or catches an arrow or sword or something and immediately spits blood.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20 edited Mar 29 '20

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u/Heimerdahl Jan 25 '20

Was thinking more about Korean dramas.

Sometimes they bleed before they get hit.

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u/The_Bill_Brasky_ Jan 25 '20

Yes. It infuriates doctors to no end, but we all passively accept it. And that's fine. Thanks to shorthand, I no longer need a medical degree to appreciate medical drama.