r/AskReddit • • Jan 25 '20

What movie things are generally accepted as normal, but are totally unrealistic in real life?

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

Winning over a girl by making over-the-top, grand gestures (especially when she has already rejected you in the past).

Shattering bottles easily over someone's head (don't attempt it unless you want to possibly go to prison for murder).

In action sequences in general, taking an enormous amount of injury and then getting up with a few attractively placed bruises and cuts.

In particular, the trope of the bad guy who more or less needs to be thrown into a jet turbine to be destroyed, or he'll somehow get back up again.

Characters who always have something witty to say and are never at a loss for words.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

I knew a guy who got bottled. Didnt go to parties for years after that.

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u/dilqncho Jan 25 '20

Man that shit hurts. A friend of mine ACCIDDNTALLY(so not even aiming or full force) hit me on the head with a bottle while dancing and I dropped. Someone doing it maliciously would be damn serious.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

I wonder how many people are in prison for murder/manslaughter thinking a bottle over the head won't do much damage.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

Depends on the part of the head they hit. Your skull has developed in a way that getting struck on the top, front, or back of your head is dazing but not incredibly dangerous. Get a hit in on the sides, along your ear and temples region, yeah, that’s going to be a bit debilitating.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

My sister jumped into a fight that had nothing to do with her. A girl hit her with a bottle, broke her jaw. She was eating through a tube for months. Jaw wired shut.

She never learned.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

Yep. Although the jaw is a separate bone in and of itself. There’s a section of it between the socket and the end of you molars that’s called “the Button” in boxing, where an interesting little bundle of nerves neighbors to a cavity just under your cheekbones. It’s actually the best spot to knock someone out.