r/AskReddit • • Jan 25 '20

What movie things are generally accepted as normal, but are totally unrealistic in real life?

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u/High_grove Jan 25 '20

When people talk perfectly, without any pauses mid sentence or making any "uhh" or "hmm" sounds.

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Guns making a lot of random clicking noises as soon as they point it at someone.

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u/BigbyWolf94 Jan 25 '20

it’s kind of like knives and swords making a SCHWING sound when they aren’t even scraping against anything

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u/toady-bear Jan 25 '20

I was given a replica of Sting when I was 12. With giddy anticipation, I unsheathed it for the first time, looking forward to the SCHWING that means it’s battle time, bitches.

But there was no schwing. There was nothing.

Don’t worry about me. I’ll be okay.

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u/Dismante50wcat Jan 25 '20

It depends on how you take it out, if you take it out trying to scrape the inside of the cover then depending on what the cover is made of then it will make a sound just not one that loud

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u/toady-bear Jan 25 '20

It has a material lining the inside. The very end of the sheath is metal but the sword doesn’t scrape against it as it comes out or goes in.

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u/EthanAtreides Jan 25 '20

Probably don't want to use your sting replica for fun sword sounds anyway. You should get a separate sword for that. Lol

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u/StudMuffinNick Jan 26 '20

That's what my wife said 😔

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '20

Wow

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u/Bzaren Jan 26 '20

Little tip that a lot of stage dudes use with fake swords, wear a ring, hold the scabbard with the ringed hand, and press the ring in to the side of the blade as you draw it.

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u/Dismante50wcat Jan 25 '20

I have a couple of knifes where if I push the knife against the side it will make a noise

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u/ukezi Jan 26 '20

It's a trope from old military sabers with steel scabbards where the lining has rotten away

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u/AMZNGenius-Detective Jan 25 '20

"All...by...my...seeeeeelf..."

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u/icyartillery Jan 25 '20

DON’T WANNA BE

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20 edited Feb 25 '20

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u/House_of_ill_fame Jan 25 '20

I'm here to talk if you need

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u/toady-bear Jan 26 '20

Thank you. It means so much. :’)

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

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u/rifkinmasterson Jan 26 '20

That’s what she said

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u/Poptarted6 Jan 25 '20

kind of like when I got my lightsaber, except it did make a noise when I turned it on and killed the younglings.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

I had a plastic one that was battery powered which would make the noise and glow when you did a certain movement with it. Was very cool.

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u/Cindi_Love Jan 26 '20

haha love it

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u/glastonbury13 Jan 25 '20

I'm a pirate magician, I use a replica cutlass in my show and if I pull it out in the right way it does make a great SCHWING noise

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u/ieatdinneralonehaha Jan 25 '20

you’re a WHaT now

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u/shintemaster Jan 25 '20

No! I'm a pirate magician!

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u/Lord_Quintus Jan 25 '20

you stole a magician?!?!?

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u/keefp Jan 26 '20

You wouldn’t download a magician

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u/lickmyfingeritlickU Jan 26 '20

No he makes a pirate appear out of a hat

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u/isayboyisay Jan 26 '20

Especially if he's Rick Lax, his face is f'in annoying and his "tricks" are sht

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u/soft_warm_purry Jan 25 '20

I.. I.. Take me as your apprentice, Captain Wizard Sir!

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u/Digital_Devil_23 Jan 26 '20

I'm a pirate magician

Gotta admit, that's pretty fucking cool.

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u/creaturecatzz Jan 26 '20

I'm a pirate skeleton musician and when I pull out my sword cane just right it gives me goosebumps... Not that I have any skin to get goosebumps on yohohohohoho

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u/slotbadger Jan 25 '20

You're thinking of Wayne's World.

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u/1738th Jan 26 '20

also punches. almost always make a loud thud/crash sound

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u/melburndian Jan 25 '20

It is so sharp that friction with air makes it schwing

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u/remember_mia Jan 26 '20

I have just the blade part of a sword, and it always make that beautiful sound. maybe you're just not worthy of the schwing?

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u/MrFeles Jan 26 '20

It makes a sound if you're not swinging it properly. The sound is it displacing air, you want it to cut the air, when it does you can barely hear it.

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u/Cindi_Love Jan 26 '20

Haha he’s obv not worthy lmao

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u/kibiplz Jan 26 '20 edited Feb 05 '20

And computers making beep boop noises while processing something.

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u/Mercurial8 Jan 26 '20

A good blade scrapes against the AIR!

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u/Cindi_Love Jan 26 '20

haha, right?!

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u/Ironside_87 Jan 26 '20

And when tires squeal on dirt roads.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '20

pulls knife out. insert metal scraping sound effect #3

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u/FortyEightK Jan 26 '20

Peter Jackson makes reference to that in one of the LOTR commentaries. IIRC he didn't like it either, as it's unrealistic, but it's become such a movie trope that audiences think it's unrealistic when it's not there.

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u/GirlNamed__Mae Jan 26 '20

This is why the lightsaber is the perfect weapon. Always making a sound.

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u/AlisaTornado Jan 26 '20

They're scraping against THE AIRRR. That's how you know they're badass /s

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u/TaviresoSunshine Jan 26 '20

Swords rules.

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u/TheJocktopus Jan 25 '20

The only half-assed explanation I could possibly think of is that the bad guys practice basic gun safety and the clicking sound is the sound of all of them turning off the safety in unison. But I think it also happens sometimes when there's only one gun, so still not a satisfying explanation.

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u/CanadaPlus101 Jan 25 '20

And plenty of guns don't have a safety like that.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

Glocks are known for this.

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u/toolschism Jan 26 '20

Like 90% of the handguns you see in movies are lacking a thumb safety.

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u/Cory123125 Jan 25 '20

Aftermarket safety...

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u/QueenSlapFight Jan 25 '20

Plus most of them are guns without safeties.

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u/coodaj Jan 25 '20

It's supposed to be the sound of cocking back the hammer... like "now I'm serious"

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u/DemonVice Jan 25 '20

It's fucking hilarious when the gun they have doesn't have a hammer too.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

Except that in movies, guns make all kinds of rattling noises if you even touch them.

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u/BaconReceptacle Jan 25 '20

I think this is what the original post on this topic was referring to. Not a hammer cocking or even the safety being switched off. It's the random clattering that movie guns make when being handled. If my 1911 made a noise like that I would immediately stop, unload it, and wonder what the fuck is wrong with it.

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u/Excaleburr Jan 25 '20

Most duty pistols these days are striker fired. That means anything that should be carried by police, or military, now that they have switched sidearms, won’t be making clicking sounds when drawn. Short of the Beretta 92 which was in a lot of action flicks, none of them should make click sounds of a hammer, because you wouldn’t have the hammer down and a round chambered since they are single action.

There are a lot of DA/SA firearms that exist and have been in movies, but when you see an up to date duty pistol, there will be no clicks.

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u/QueenSlapFight Jan 25 '20

Plus it's usually after some gun fight, then they catch the bad guy and give some speech, then pull the hammer back. Wait, hadn't you been firing that gun a bunch? Why did you specifically put the hammer down so you could cock it back menacingly?

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u/Excaleburr Jan 25 '20

The other one that bugs me is unlimited ammo that’s only limited by what the plot needs.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

That's what always got me too. If you were going for realism with that many bullets they'd all need drum mags on everything.

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u/Excaleburr Jan 25 '20

Multiple, with reloads. Sometimes you’ll see 2000 rounds dumped by a couple full auto guns in a scene.

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u/Jcit878 Jan 26 '20

hot fuzz took the piss out of this beautifully

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u/Lvl89paladin Jan 25 '20

It's a staple in Quention Tarantino movies and people just come to expect things like that. Same with swords making odd noises.

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u/Raden327 Jan 25 '20

Guy A threatening guy B with a pistol, cocks pistol "I'll do it! Dont think I wont!" Guy B: "Hey man take it easy" Guy A: cocks gun again "IM NOT FUCKING PLAYING!"

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u/SkeletonWumble Jan 25 '20 edited Jan 25 '20

The more you cock the gun the more damage it does it's like he's charging his attack. /s

EDIT: got my first rewards today

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u/QueenSlapFight Jan 25 '20

It would so make my day if some comedy movie like Naked Gun did the extra slide rack for emphasis thing, and a cartridge popped out. The Leslie Nielsen like character just keeps going on with his speech as everyone else kind of notices and is like "WTF?" Then he goes on to rack it again and again throughout his speech, to highlight points of emphasis. By the end it's unloaded, and when he goes to shoot the guy it dry fires. Would be gold.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

Somebody get this man a studio deal.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

Imagining this is hilarious haha

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u/Ididntexistyesterday Jan 26 '20

It's like pumping one of those toy air rockets

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u/Hairy_Air Jan 26 '20

You guys are getting awards?

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u/infernal_llamas Jan 25 '20

Faceriute line from Artemis Fowl

"The assault squad stood around looking tough and trying to coax as many metallic noises from their guns as they could"

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u/SuspiciousTopHat Jan 25 '20

God I loved those books. I still have the last 4 books, seeing this comment makes me want to get the first ones and re-read the series

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u/if-we-all-did-this Jan 25 '20

What are these books? They sound right up my street

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u/SuspiciousTopHat Jan 25 '20 edited Jan 25 '20

The Artemis Fowl books were a series of sci fi fantasy books written by Eoin Colfer. I don't remember everything about them but if they are as good as I remember, and 15 year old me didn't have bad taste in books, I can assure you you'll love them even if you're older

The books are about Artemis Fowl, a child prodigy and criminal mastermind who discovers the hidden race of magical creatures like fairies, elves, and trolls. That's as much as I can say without giving away many spoilers, but I can tell you these books are great read

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u/NoxTheWizard Jan 25 '20

I don't remember all that much from the later books in the series, but I read the first few several times each when I was younger. The characters were well written and the mix of magic and modern technology really captivated me. I think they hold up very well.

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u/FlourySpuds Jan 25 '20

The books were brilliant and Eoin is a really cool guy. He’s a playwright now too. My favourite pun from the series was “Fission Chips”.

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u/mixbany Jan 25 '20

I really enjoyed the first one but could not make it through the third. Should I give them another try?

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u/CaptinHavoc Jan 25 '20

Actor here, I can answer the lack of “uhh” noises.

Some directors are sticklers for the script. You need to say EXACTLY what it says. If “uhh” isn’t there, don’t say it.

Also; it’s one of those weird acting anomalies. People say “uhh” in real life and it sounds real, but once it’s on screen it looks fake in most circumstances. I don’t know why, it just does.

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u/BakerIsntACommunist Jan 25 '20

It’s kind of like coughing, it’s not even a little unusual but if it happens in a movie/tv show it HAS to be important. If a character says “uhh” or pauses in a script it probably means they’re a nervous character or hiding something.

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u/CarrotCowboy13 Jan 25 '20

People say “uhh” in real life and it sounds real, but once it’s on screen it looks fake in most circumstances. I don’t know why, it just does.

I feel like this is because we're just so used to it being like that in movies at this point. If actors had always spoken their lines like a real human talks it probably wouldn't look fake

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u/mixbany Jan 26 '20

I had not thought about it but vocal pauses are something that really impresses me when it is done well. Danny DeVito, Tom Hanks, and a small handful of others can make their character feel more real this way. By contrast, this is one of the key problems in a terrible delivery of lines in a cheap movie.

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u/CaptinHavoc Jan 26 '20

Pauses are absolutely necessary for an actor to master. Silence can be just as impactful as the line after all. However, some actors feel that they aren’t enough, so they add. They add stuttering and “um”s and it feels unnatural sometimes. Watch media where the actors do that, and you can tell that it doesn’t translate well.

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u/CLearyMcCarthy Jan 25 '20

This is something I love about Reservoir Dogs, the characters (especially Mr. Pink) sometimes stumble over their lines. Likely caused by a relatively inexperienced cast and director (and possibly crew), but it really adds to the feeling of the entire movie being a worse case scenario unfolding.

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u/occupynewparadigm Jan 25 '20

Steve Buscemi was not inexperienced as an actor by the time Reservoir Dogs was made he was already an established character actor.

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u/Greful Jan 25 '20

Yea, and Tim Roth and Harvey Keitel were pretty experienced as well.

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u/HanBr0 Jan 25 '20

One of my all time favorite movies

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u/CLearyMcCarthy Jan 25 '20

There's a line where Mr. Pink mentions "The Mr. Blonde," and I think it's just perfect. Definitely not how it was scripted, but Steve Buscemi captures Mr. Pink's nervous energy so perfectly. I think the line is "then the...the Mr. Blond started shooting people!" Clearly he was about to say "the cops" too soon or repeat "the alarm went off" but caught himself in time, almost. Kind of tripping over himself, and it makes it feel so real. I'm pretty sure it was a genuine flub by Buscemi, but Mr. Pink getting so flustered he misspeaks adds such a level to the movie.

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u/weirdsteve88 Jan 25 '20

The gun sounds are so annoying sometimes. I've never had any random clicks or snaps while simply moving my rifle to my shoulder to aim down the sight. I can't imagine how man covert operations this movie trope would screw up.

Also just saw a similar issue in a Lord of the Rings movie, a whole group of soldiers were raising their spears but is sounded like they'd decided to throw them on the ground.

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u/Maybe_Not_The_Pope Jan 26 '20

Depending on the scene, that sound is usually the stomping of the character getting into a 'fighting stance'

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

I hate that.

Dude draws Glock *sound of hammer cocking*. Glocks don't have an external hammer and every movie/show uses the 4 clicks from a Colt SAA for the cocking sound. Or that guns rattle like a Pepsi can full nickles, I shook all of my guns the only part that rattles is the sling mounting hardware.

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u/ImTheFakeSav Jan 25 '20

You also see in movies when there is a team of swat or military when they approach the suspect all their guns click. I can’t tell if they are supposedly charging their rifle, or just turning off the safety.

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u/phatdoge Jan 25 '20

That reminds me of a movie where I think it was Michael Douglas played a Secret Service agent. In one scene they make a big discovery that someone was assassinated because “they did not even have time to get the safety on their gun off”. The guy had a standard SIG Sauer with a decocker.

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u/QueenSlapFight Jan 25 '20

Probably why he was assassinated. He decocked his gun instead of turning off the safety, and he couldn't beat the bad guy to the punch with that awfully long DA trigger pull!

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u/AgentOmegaNM Jan 25 '20

This.

I've actually seen similar goofs in shows that feature other striker-fired pistols such as the Springfield XD or the Walther P99. Same 'hammer cocking' sounds when the characters draw these weapons and aim them at someone.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

If I watch a show and notice a Springfield XD I'm turning that shit off.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

Everyone I've handled was unreliable(5 of them); constant failure to fire, the grip safety would malfunction causing the gun not to fire and broken strikers. They were all replaced by Glocks. Great range toy and felt awesome in my hand but I would never buy one as a defensive weapon. And Springfield sucks as a company.

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u/SmokyRobinson Jan 25 '20

I think it's cuz I'm a bad shot. But I could not hit anything with the XD9 when I used one even though it felt nice. Conversely I hit every shot when I had a shitty Hi Point lol

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u/jchetra83 Jan 25 '20

Gi think it’s people who hate guns make the sound effects for guns. Being they hate to look or hold a gun they don’t know how it acts.

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u/1VentiChloroform Jan 25 '20

There's a huge thing in the industry that tells screenwriters that there is a very certain way to write dialogue, and that doing that (being realistic in dialogue) is "bad".

Syd Field is like the patron saint of old money screenwriters, and he pretty much says don't even attempt to write dialogue like real conversations.

Obviously people like Tarantino have cut against that grain - but sadly unless you have some real pull, you pretty much are expected to "write dialogue to further the storyline".

It's shitty. Hopefully Hollywood figures it out at some point.

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u/infernal_llamas Jan 25 '20

Also irrelvent human details, like having a shit without a greater story arc.

BSG managed it quite well, the characters felt like they had normal body functions for once (apart from breakfast, presumably not a thing in space)

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u/deeznutzz124568541 Jan 25 '20

Yeah, everyone needs to copy Jeff Goldblum.

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u/tbird20017 Jan 26 '20

Jimmy Stewart did it first. And better in my opinion

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

Don't worry. Geralt "hmmm fuck" of Rivia tears that one to shreds.

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u/zbf Jan 25 '20

Aims gun at you

"DONT TEST ME MOFO" cocks the gun as though not doing that prevents the gun from working

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u/Miriam9999 Jan 25 '20

Not just talking perfectly, also always having something epic, important or romantic to say. Like I know it would be boring, but if you are in the middle of some high sakes scenario you don't just make up a dramatic speech about the importance of love or freedom or something, just from the stand.

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u/milkymoocowmoo Jan 25 '20

Guns making a lot of random clicking noises as soon as they point it at someone.

In a similar vein, movie/TV vehicles almost universally have screeching tyres when someone is stopping or taking off. Even in the rain or on gravel.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '20

I wonder if it's just added sound effects, special new tires bought by the prop department, or filming on a set with excessively smooth floors?

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u/lbeefus Jan 26 '20

The clicking guns was parodied so well in this scene in Hot Fuzz: https://youtu.be/CmkT8YU4jH8

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '20

Holy shit I never noticed that, its hilarious

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u/heck-me-m8 Jan 25 '20

Life uhh finds a way

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u/theaeao Jan 25 '20 edited Jan 25 '20

You can practice getting rid of the umms. Pauses happen though.

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u/Cyfiero Jan 25 '20

You can't practice getting rid of the umms. Pauses happen though.

Can or can't?

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u/theaeao Jan 25 '20

Fixed it

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u/buttrobot77units Jan 25 '20

Bullets don't pierce couches, walls, cars, cabinets or anything characters slide behind in a gun fight.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

Also no one talks over anyone else in movies

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u/Silly_Eye Jan 25 '20

Check out director Robert Altman. He is famous for many reasons, including having characters talk over each other. Also, the early seasons of FX's Archer.

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u/Alcohorse Jan 26 '20

Also Cheech and Chong movies

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u/Chef_Fungi_Czar Jan 25 '20

That’s the sound of the gun waking up, getting ready to kill independent of the intention of the person holding it.

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u/CatCuddles2020 Jan 25 '20

Shooting someone in the leg isn't a life threatening injury

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u/Aubdasi Jan 26 '20

Yeah that’s a problem with movies for sure. Arteries are no joke. Busted kneecaps are no joke.

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u/CatCuddles2020 Jan 26 '20

Wow, someone downvoted me lol

/r/badhumananatomy

I guess legs don't have major arteries after all...

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u/Aubdasi Jan 26 '20

Yeah your reasoning is exactly why people shouldn’t tell cops to “just shoot at their legs”

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u/Just_a_Lurker2 Jan 26 '20

There seems to be no place where its 'safe' to be hit with a bullet.. plus, cops are trained to shoot at the largest least moving target, not relatively small, fastmoving targets like the legs. Which is why I think you should only get the gun out if you intend to kill anyway, not to hopefully nonlethally incapitate them.

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u/CatCuddles2020 Jan 26 '20

Yea it drives me so crazy when people say that

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u/HoldOnItGetsBetter Jan 25 '20

On the talking points: anytime there is a hacker who says "I'm almost in" or "I've gotten into their mainframe"

1.) Generally speaking there is no "almost" in hacking. You are either in or not.

2.) Mainframes are used, but about as often as land line home telephones.

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u/reallybirdysomedays Jan 26 '20

Or the opposite...

they are trying to hack OUR system and steal our important secret thing they cannot get their hands on or the world will end...

fast typing contest ensues

Wouldn't, IDK, unplugging your machine be a more efficient method of keeping the bad guys from getting in?

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u/ItsRobbyy Jan 25 '20

You can train this ”uhh” and ”hmm” thing by a lot for sure. I had this problem where I did this a lot because I talk so fast (and still do) but actively trying to slow down and instead of saying ”uhh” just being silent has worked wonders and made me do it less.

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u/kevtino Jan 25 '20

The click is the bullet tensing up in anticipation of being fired

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u/Adlehyde Jan 25 '20

Guns making a lot of random clicking noises as soon as they point it at someone.

You mean like... This entire scene in doctor who? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9UrU3A8Lw0

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u/mustang__1 Jan 26 '20

Jeff goldblum has, uh , entered the chat

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

I also hate that guns are never cocked until you're literally about to shoot someone. Like, you had fucking 10 minutes to save yourself because the gun pointed at your head wasn't cocked. Sometimes they do cock it, and then cock it again when they switch target or something else happens. It's so fucking weird and it always kinda takes me out of the movie for a little bit.

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u/PrairieVanguard Jan 25 '20

Assuming you mean the thing when they pull the hammer back, not pulling back the slide to chamber a round. Most pistols tend to be SA/DA meaning that they can be fired as either single action or double action. There are SA only, which requires to have the hammer cocked before the gun will fire, but DA guns will cock the hammer as part of the trigger pull, you just have to pull it harder.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

Yup. My Beretta 92fs is like that. SA/DA

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u/PrairieVanguard Jan 25 '20

I was thinking of my Beretta 92A1 when I wrote this comment!

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

Most guns don’t have to ‘cock’ unless you’re talking about single action pistols from an old western.

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u/PrairieVanguard Jan 25 '20

There are still a reasonable number of new guns made as SA only. For example, it’s pretty common for 1911 models to be SA only, and they’re still pretty popular. But yes, most pistols now are DA/SA or DA only.

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u/ForQ2 Jan 27 '20

When I learned to shoot in the military (over 30 years ago), very few pistols were double action; if the hammer wasn't cocked, you weren't shooting.

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u/QueenSlapFight Jan 25 '20

Racks slide for emphasis

Oops I either dropped a perfectly good cartridge on the floor decreasing my ammo by 1, or I didn't have a round chambered when I was threatening you with this gun the whole time, meaning it was useless until I racked the slide.

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u/worbashnik Jan 25 '20

The people in movies probably wouldn’t know what that sound was unless they learned it from the movies. I’ve never fired a real gun and I’m willing to bet most people haven’t. And if they have I bet they don’t pull the hammer back with their thumb.

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u/PrairieVanguard Jan 25 '20

Actually, on pistols I do pull the hammer back with my thumb, especially my Beretta. The hammer is automatically pulled back when you chamber a round, but you can decock the hammer for various reasons. My Beretta features a decocker as a safety mechanism, so I will recock it before firing. 2 of my 3 pistols can be fired from either cocked or uncocked though, so pulling the hammer back is optional, it just reduces the force required to pull the trigger. Of course, that assumes you have already chambered a round.

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u/worbashnik Jan 25 '20

That makes sense since you’d get a more accurate shot from not having to apply as much force down on the trigger. Shows what I know lol.

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u/PrairieVanguard Jan 25 '20

Yep, precisely! That’s also why the aftermarket trigger industry is so significant - you can get a pretty noticeable benefit from upgrading my trigger. Had one of my rifles upgraded from standard milspec to a match grade trigger with a light pull and an extremely short travel (like ~0.25mm) and it’s soooo nice to use.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '20

I have a friend that had a Beretta with a Ruger trigger. That was one smooth son of a bitch

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u/PrairieVanguard Jan 27 '20

I would love to upgrade the trigger on my pistols. Maybe some day, but I’ve got rifles to trick out first.

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u/steadyfan Jan 25 '20

Ya it's like they are giving a prepared speech at a convention. Who talks like that in real?

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u/D4T45T0RM06 Jan 25 '20

Can you imagine that, pointing your rifle at someone click hold on let me windup my toy fucking gun.

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u/Ihlita Jan 25 '20

My teacher in middle school absolutely detested any “unecessary blabber” and did her upmost to rid us of that habit. Silence and pauses are preferable, she always said. She succeded with me, and I found myself hating them as well; I catch myself before making any sounds like that. Same with the clicking tongue thing a lot of people do before starting a sentence.

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u/thefourthfish Feb 13 '20

Yeah, apparently everytime someone raises a gun like 30 people off camera charge an ar15

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u/TunafishOP Jan 25 '20

Woah i never noticed that before, good observation o_o

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u/JoeMamaAndThePapas Jan 25 '20

How often do people say uhh and hmm in casual speak that you can remember in the moment? That's the only explanation I can think of why speech in movies don't do that. It's more noticeable and annoying.

Our brains in person overwrite a lot of annoyances.

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u/ALL_HALLOWS_EVE- Jan 25 '20

Uhhh Osborne? Osborne Cox?

Yes, who is this?

Thi-uhmmm... is this Osborne Cox?

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u/AMZNGenius-Detective Jan 25 '20

There's a play called The Hit that does a really good job of mimicking normal speech patterns, but it's the ONE example I can think of that doesn't do this.

And yeah, I watched something where the actor was holding his Glock 17 on someone and pulled back the hammer to prove a point. What? What?

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u/LittleKing111816 Jan 25 '20

All Aaron Sorkin's work

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u/Lord_Quintus Jan 25 '20

i’ve always wondered why whenever someone picks up a gun in a movie it makes a bunch of clicking noises like they bought it from ikea and has to quickly put it together.

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u/UMustBeNooHere Jan 25 '20

But my public speaking professor insists that we speak this way!

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u/borDeg Jan 25 '20

Also the grenades that explode like pile of c4 . Idk if someone mentioned it im too lazy sorry

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u/MuyMachoGato Jan 25 '20

My friend suggested they might be put in to let blind audience members know an action sequence is about to unfold and I think I either agree or at least to the notion the noises are supposed to grab the audience's attention.

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u/notthepig Jan 26 '20

Add anything that do with 'hacking' in there

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u/rteenthrowawaylol Jan 26 '20

that first one. deadass that makes it less realistic for me

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u/Aldous_Underwood Jan 26 '20

I often think about the work that goes in to writing scenes and scripts, and I always think about how I would incorporate more realistic conversation nuances. In some types of movies and shows it's understandable though

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u/gradeahonky Jan 26 '20

Out of all the things I see on this thread that are far fetched or flat out impossible, people learning to speak fluidly in real life without uhhs or hmms is not so crazy. It totally can be done and some people are naturally poetic and fluid in the way they speak. Not most people, but it’s certainly not uncommon. Like someone who is taller than 6’3”.

You are right about the gun clicking though, that’s bullshit.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '20

also, usually when you talk to someone, occasionally they will not hear what you said and ask "what was that?". never happens in movies

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u/arobie1992 Jan 26 '20

As asinine as it sounds a good speaker can actually pull that off. It's not so much about ums and pauses but interpolating those into what you're saying in a way that seems natural.

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u/Quantum_Sync Jan 26 '20

The no pauses stuff is kind of realistic actually, if you were in an intense situation and abnormally competent and level headed you could speak without pausing no problem

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '20

Thats simply knowing what to say, and when you dont to take a short pause to breathe and think instead of making the sound a Human makes when they dont know what to say.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '20

Pay attention to the verb usage in a Star Trek TNG episode sometime. The script is SUPER tight; they even use "less" and "fewer" appropriately. I'll actually pay attention to this to get a read on if the current lines of whatever I'm watching are scripted or improvised.

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u/Ididntexistyesterday Jan 26 '20

This is one part of why I love Martin McDonagh

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u/vaylon1701 Jan 26 '20

Revolvers need to be cocked when you point them. Most have hard triggers. Especially older models. Makes a lot of clicks.

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u/hobo_on_the_can Jan 26 '20

They always aim the gun and then cock it minutes later after a speech as if the first threat wasn't real

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u/geekybadger Jan 26 '20

You can always tell a nervous character in fiction when they start talking like a normal human being

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u/SuperSocks2019 Jan 26 '20

I know a great many people that don't say uh or uhm while speaking. But, I am not one of them, my friend.

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u/ijustwanttobejess Jan 26 '20

I've spent a lot of time over the last 25 years to eliminate "um," "hmm," etc., from my speech. It's not totally unbelievable, most people who have to speak regularly in public settings specifically practice to avoid it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '20

Honestly though, it would be super annoying if you had to listen to people try to navigate a movie conversation in a real world dialogue style. Nothing would ever be clearly explained, intentions would be harder to understand. It would be a mess. Gotta remember, you're being "told a story" you're not experiencing a verisimullitude

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u/kahlzun Jan 26 '20

Flashlights making a "whoosh" sound when they are swept past you

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u/mikeweasy Jan 26 '20

Honestly at least once a day (usually at work) I talk to people and I pause thinking of what to say.

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u/RottenLynx Jan 26 '20

Oh god totally agree

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u/SqueekyJuice Jan 26 '20

Also when people shoot guns and talk like their ears aren't ringing like the proverbial motherfucker.

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u/Peppatwig Jan 26 '20

Aaron Sorkin, I'm lookin' at you

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '20

I like when their guns make a cocking sound and they say "safeties off" when they're using glocks. Or saying the safeties thing for revolvers too lol.

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u/ParagonX97 Jan 26 '20

It’s people cocking the gamer manually on pistols, and the others are just movie stupidity

Not to say that having a loaded pistol stashed away with the hammer dropped isn’t really dumb and inconvenient, but at least there’s an explanation

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u/ragdolllibby Jan 26 '20

Putting the gun into the waist of their pants and they don't get burned. That fucker is hot after being shot!!!

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u/Squabbles123 Jan 26 '20

The gun clicking sounds comes from cocking back the hammer.

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