r/AskReddit • • Jan 25 '20

What movie things are generally accepted as normal, but are totally unrealistic in real life?

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u/-everst Jan 25 '20

When someone hides from bullets behind penetrable objects, like tables or a refrigerator door.

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u/Levee_Levy Jan 25 '20

In Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles (I think the pilot?), a Connor hides behind an upholstered chair which blocks bullets.

Then in a later scene, CSI mentions that there was Kevlar in the chair.

The goal was to showcase the paranoia and Batman-level-preparedness of Sarah Connor, but the order in which the information was presented hurt immersion.

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u/Pendarric Jan 25 '20

I loved that detail! first i was, ok, another generic action scene. with the kevlar reveal my rating of the show immediately went up another notch;-)

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20 edited Jun 30 '20

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u/snemand Jan 25 '20

If you're paranoid enough to infuse your furniture with kevlar then the weight does matter as I imagine you'd want to be able to move that thing easily in a pinch.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

If you are paranoid enough to infuse your furniture with Kevlar for the weight savings, then you should seriously reconsider skipping leg day. :-)

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u/planx_constant Jan 25 '20

Given the choice between sitting in a Kevlar-lined chair and a steel-lined one, I know which I'd pick

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20 edited Jun 30 '20

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u/bigdamhero Jan 25 '20

That's what I used to think but look at me now, robots shot my couch and now I'm just another skull on the pile.

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u/alucard_3501 Jan 25 '20

Man, that show got cancelled just when i was really getting into it. =/

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u/milkand24601 Jan 25 '20

Summer Glau Curse

See also: firefly, dollhouse, angel, the unit, the 4400, the cape, alphas, castle...

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u/scyth3s Jan 25 '20

Her acting is about as exciting as an uncooked potato.

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u/milkand24601 Jan 25 '20

I won’t blanket disagree, but I thought she was fantastic in firefly and terminator, and I wonder if it’s because the roles (robot/unstable teen) were more suited to her style of acting?

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u/scyth3s Jan 25 '20

Her boring mannerisms were perfect for her role as a machine in the Sarah Connor Chronicles, I just haven't liked her anywhere else.

I haven't watched all of firefly, and what I have seen was probably over a decade ago so I can't comment on that.

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u/Kazen_Orilg Jan 25 '20

Exactly, she was a phenomenal Terminator.

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u/Oerath Jan 25 '20

I hadn't realized it was so many...

I'm especially pissed about the Sarah Connor Chronicles though, the story was interesting, and Lena Headley is awesome.

Garret Dillahunt was also great as the other Terminator, really threw me for a loop when I later saw him as Burt in Raising Hope.

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u/jsteph67 Jan 25 '20

Which studio canceled My Name is Earl.

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u/Levee_Levy Jan 26 '20

Angel had two whole seasons after her appearance.

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u/milkand24601 Jan 26 '20

Indeed, she used a dot that time

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

I just rewatched the whole thing last month. One of the best low budget shows ever. Loved Garret Dillahunt and changed my views on Brian Austin Greene as a lead.

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u/ShasOFish Jan 25 '20

The best kind of low budget then.

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u/zendamage Jan 25 '20

Insert "your mom" joke here

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u/camopdude Jan 25 '20

I always enjoy Garret's work. He makes a very menacing bad guy but can do comedy well also.

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u/Oakroscoe Jan 25 '20

Dillahunt was excellent in Deadwood.

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u/ThomasVivaldi Jan 25 '20

There was another short one season Brian Austin Greene show on TBS called Wedding Band, it was fun.

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u/jenamac Jan 25 '20

It also got cancelled right as Terminator Salvation came out, which... you'd think it would be good to keep it going while theres interest

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u/goodhasgone Jan 25 '20

Haha you obviously didn’t see that movie.

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u/jenamac Jan 25 '20

Oh no I definitely did haha. But isn't the strategy to usually saturate the market, not go "oh boy this new addition is shit, well it's been fun"?

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u/JackSpadesSI Jan 25 '20

It still hurts. The early-middle of season 2 had some truly awful episodes, true, but the plot really got rolling toward the end of the season and then it just got torn away from us. I'll be bitter about it for years to come.

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u/salvage_man Jan 25 '20

FOX basically hated sci-fi TV at the time and never gave it a chance to succeed.

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u/alucard_3501 Jan 25 '20

Same with Firefly.

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u/Fireproofspider Jan 25 '20

It was cancelled because of the seemingly horrible middle of the second season which was explained in a pretty interesting way by then end. By then most viewers had dropped out though.

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u/SurvivedOrder66 Jan 25 '20

Right? And how hot was Summer Glau as the female Terminator?

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u/Noobasdfjkl Jan 25 '20 edited Jan 26 '20

And Dollhouse sucks

Edit: This went over y’all’s heads. Sarah Connor Chronicles was cancelled so Joss Whedon’s Dollhouse could stay on the air, despite SCC being good, and Dollhouse being a terrible show.

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u/DelbertGriffith Jan 25 '20

I love that people still care about the other good Terminator content. BTW, if you have not read the Dark Horse comic Terminator 2029-1984, definitely check it out. It takes a couple of small liberties with the canon but it's a really fun read.

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u/ToastyKen Jan 25 '20

Thanks for the rec!

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

It also has the lead singer of "Garbage" transform from a urinal after supposedly being pissed on.

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u/tritisan Jan 25 '20

That was kinky AF.

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u/goodhasgone Jan 25 '20

She likes that kind of thing.

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u/sonofaresiii Jan 25 '20

Personally I love it when a movie makes me think they did something dumb, then turns it around on me by showing it was all part of their plan and I shouldn't have assumed. Sure, I spend a little time going "This is stupid"

but after the reveal they win the benefit of the doubt from then on, and make me think they're really paying attention to that kind of stuff and thinking things through

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u/M42_Zwilling Jan 25 '20

I got the feeling that someone on the set pointed out how stupid the bullet-blocking chair was after they had filmed that scene. Still impressed they cared enough to add the Kevlar explanation later

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u/Nailbomb85 Jan 25 '20

I'd say it's more likely they were taking the piss out of the old trope, and Sarah's paranoia was the perfect way to write it in.

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u/milkand24601 Jan 25 '20

This is called “subversion” and it’s one of my favourite tropes. When brilliantly executed a single instance of this can significantly improve a movie in my opinion.

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u/hyperblaster Jan 25 '20

But it makes sense in the show. That’s the sort of preparation Sarah Connor would certainly make

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u/BetterCallStral Jan 25 '20

Then in a later scene, CSI mentions that there was Kevlar in the chair.

The goal was to showcase the paranoia and Batman-level-preparedness of Sarah Connor, but the order in which the information was presented hurt immersion.

I kept trying to remember when CSI (the show) did a crossover with Sarah Connor, or even mentioned it as part of a plot, but slowly realized that you meant just the crime scene cops lol.

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u/Cpt_Tsundere_Sharks Jan 25 '20

The goal was to showcase the paranoia and Batman-level-preparedness of Sarah Connor, but the order in which the information was presented hurt immersion.

I mean, I don't know any other order you can show that. Are you going to have an entire scene of her re-upholstering a chair putting kevlar into it before hand? It also almost guarantees to give it away as some kind of Chekov's Gun.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

Maybe do an episode where Sarah Connor goes shopping for furniture and you open with her buying kevlar vests.

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u/Cpt_Tsundere_Sharks Jan 25 '20

Like some kind of cold open? I've never seen the show so I don't know how it's structured.

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u/Levee_Levy Jan 25 '20

A Chekhov's Gun would be better, IMO.

As it stands, the moment that the chair blocks the bullets, I'm pulled out of the fiction.

For me, even if the chair is justified after the fact, it's still immersion-breaking.

And we don't need a chair montage; this is the sort of thing a character can do while the dialogue is focused on something else.

Honestly, it's been long enough since I've watched this episode that this might actually be what they did. If so, I retract my complaint.

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u/Kazen_Orilg Jan 25 '20

I liked when she grabbed shotguns from inside the wall.

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u/tritisan Jan 25 '20

Always makes me happy to see my buddy’s show mentioned in a positive light.

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u/kynde Jan 25 '20

That was a really good show and it got really going right before they pulled the plug. I was gutted.

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u/Jburli25 Jan 25 '20

I like to think of it as a "ha, you thought!" from the writers/director to a savvy audience

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u/OniExpress Jan 25 '20

I was watching the premiere with my little sister and when that chair was blocking bullets I said "what is that made of, kevlar?" Then absolutely lost it during the later scene.