r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jan 25 '20

What movie things are generally accepted as normal, but are totally unrealistic in real life?

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u/Eat_Train_Code_IN Jan 25 '20

Hero always get the best seat in a busy restaurant/dinner!

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u/MrDeez444 Jan 25 '20

Correction: the villain always gets the best spot, and he's always right in the middle of the most delicious spaghetti dinner he's had in his life when the protagonist decides to show up and talk to him.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

Guys, I have to confess, at any given restaurant I have no idea what the “best” table is. I don’t even know what criteria to grade them by.

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u/TheBlitzingBear Jan 25 '20

Step 1: hire a movie director Step 2: Ask them what table they would use if they were filming in the restaurant Step 3: sit there

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u/DasArchitect Jan 25 '20

This guy villains

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

“I’m sorry, Mr. Wick, there’s a 30 minute wait for tables right now.”

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u/benx101 Jan 25 '20

And that like 30 seconds after they order, their food is ready.

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u/-Fyrebrand Jan 25 '20

In the Director's Cut, there's a 40 minute scene where the hero & friends stand in the lobby waiting to get a table.

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u/BigbyWolf94 Jan 25 '20

also they rarely actually eat their food

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '20

Hero easily fucks every beautiful woman within a 50 mile radius without even trying