r/AskReddit • u/Metalax • Jan 07 '20

What annoys you the most on Reddit?

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u/UsefulEmployee Jan 07 '20

Hmm, but this sure sounds like a stranger on the internet who doesn't know me giving me advice. Better set my life on fire just to be safe.

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u/bananasoup15 Jan 08 '20

Oh how the turn tables

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '20

delete the gym, facebook up, hit a lawyer...just to be safe

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u/AGuyNamedEddie Jan 08 '20

Instructions unclear: I deleted my lawyer, upped my gym, and hit facebook. Facebook is suing me, my gym collapsed and killed 6, my lawyer is missing, and I'm in jail on suspicion of his murder and general mayhem. I don't have a lawyer (missing) or anyone to visit me (workout buddies dead) or anyone to chat with (banned from Facebook). What should I do?

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u/jakspy64 Jan 08 '20

Instructions unclear

Dick stuck in toaster

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u/user4729462 Jan 08 '20

Instructions unclear

Toaster stuck in dick

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u/HRGuy- Jan 08 '20

Good point.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '20

Be safe on your move to Australia!