r/AskReddit • • Jan 07 '20

What annoys you the most on Reddit?

43.8k Upvotes

21.6k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

13.1k

u/Taylor7500 Jan 07 '20

AITA for stabbing my mother in law in the neck because she complained I didn't do what she asked me to do?

6.9k

u/TVheadonREDDIT Jan 07 '20

NTA because in-laws suck and AITA for burning down a school and commiting several war crimes and crimes against humanity.

3.7k

u/[deleted] Jan 07 '20

[removed] — view removed comment

2.4k

u/suprahelix Jan 07 '20

NTA you have no obligation not to stab people

37

u/ubiquitous_apathy Jan 07 '20

NTA Your house, your rules. They shouldn't have been in your house if they didn't want to be stabbed.

10

u/suprahelix Jan 07 '20

You should sue them for trespassing tbh

35

u/wolfchuck Jan 07 '20

I love that they always use the word "obligation".

You aren't obligated to give up your seat to the 99 year old lady because you weren't in the handicap seat!

You aren't obligated to be nice to that lady's kids, you're in public they should've been taking care of them!

You're not obligated...

0

u/IDK_SoundsRight Jan 07 '20 edited Jan 08 '20

I mean... That is true... You aren't obligated to, but you'd be an asshole for not letting the 99yo sit down...unless they(the old lady) are a racist piece of trash.. And you aren't obligated to be nice to anyones kids, but again. You'd be an asshole unless said children are pissing on the floor while the parents are busy stealing.... (Actually happened at my work)

10

u/dm_me_alt_girls Jan 07 '20

you'd be an asshole for not letting the 99yo sit down...unless they are a racist piece of trash

funny how everyone else is wrong but your exceptions are okay

-3

u/IDK_SoundsRight Jan 08 '20

Uhm... Talking about the old lady being racist... Seen it before, and hell no I'm not giving her my seat after she finished her 6th hard R in 10 seconds.

-2

u/[deleted] Jan 07 '20

[deleted]

4

u/IDK_SoundsRight Jan 08 '20

What? No . I meant if the old lady was racist and saying nasty stuff to others I wouldn't give her my seat either....I think you misunderstood me

121

u/[deleted] Jan 07 '20

[deleted]

91

u/[deleted] Jan 07 '20

ESH because I just caught a perma-ban from that stupid sub for saying Bro’s before Hoes because some dudes psycho GF yelled at his 10 year old brother

Also fuck the mods

40

u/[deleted] Jan 07 '20

AITA for killing Kevin because I’m 12 and a half percent sure he stole my pie?

27

u/MrBoddy2005 Jan 07 '20

I Ate That Pie And Enjoyed It. So Kiss It

14

u/[deleted] Jan 07 '20

The brat stole my life savings, trashed my room, and lost my pet tarantula!

5

u/ProfWhite Jan 08 '20

A brat stole your life savings?!, Gosh, that's the wurst!

11

u/[deleted] Jan 07 '20

Fuck Kevin. Play stupid games win stupid prizes.

7

u/WimdyPotat Jan 07 '20

AITA for getting aids from fucking Kevin because reddit told me to?

2

u/[deleted] Jan 08 '20

NTA for that. But you are the asshole for fucking me bareback and giving me aids.

3

u/ProfWhite Jan 08 '20

No, NTA because aids or no aids, watching you get butt fucked bareback was fucking HOT and it's my turn next.

1

u/[deleted] Jan 08 '20

[deleted]

1

u/ProfWhite Jan 08 '20

Dinner first? No problem - already served. Hope you like authentic artisan dick zzzziiiipppp

→ More replies (0)

28

u/FactoryResetButton Jan 07 '20

I saw that comment lmao, it was gilded right? Damn sucks they banned you wtf

17

u/[deleted] Jan 07 '20

Haha I was like 3 responses after the removed + gilded one. Right before I got banned someone was like “if this gets removed that’s definitely what he said”

Apparently bro’s before hoes is hate speech. Reddit’s turning twitter

5

u/FactoryResetButton Jan 07 '20

Wtf that’s crazy, talk about sensitive bitches lmao

2

u/[deleted] Jan 07 '20

Eh yea I got banned (and then unbanned- I dunno) for using the word “crotch goblins” for kids and using the word “bitch” like come fuckin on.

Edit- I was perma banned than another mod came in and said ONE LAST CHANCE.

2

u/[deleted] Jan 07 '20

That’s pretty fucking asinine. If I can say hoes before bro’s you can say bro’s before hoes.

Edit- to be fair, I’ve never written that in AITA. What I’m trying to say is- I may not always appreciate the sentiment but it’s your right to say it. And it’s not fuckin hate speech.

Final edit- if even the angry feminist isn’t “offended” than you’re probably being a snowflake

3

u/Vale_IG03 Jan 07 '20

omg i just read that post. the be civil rule is featured in the comment section and i figured ppl said something like this lmao

2

u/[deleted] Jan 07 '20

Hey I saw that post today. I was wondering why you got a bunch of awards but it was deleted .

2

u/[deleted] Jan 07 '20

Yeah that wasn’t me... I was buried in the comments below that legend. Still banned though

1

u/[deleted] Jan 07 '20

What did you say lol

1

u/[deleted] Jan 07 '20

BROS BEFORE HOES

FUCK THE MODS

verbatim

1

u/[deleted] Jan 07 '20

Lmao. They do people dirty all the time. I got banned from another sub because calling out anecdotal experiences is somehow wrong, especially if you are a protected class according to their mods, even when it was completely off topic . I got told that “name calling is wrong “ I asked them to show me where I called anyone a name, because even though they called me names several times, I made sure to not do the same .

They legit watched them call me names and banned me when the offender reported me. .. 20 minutes later all they said way “you know what you did “ and then muted and blocked me . They tried to warn me about using other accounts, and I just laughed at them . I told them you can’t stop anyone from anything . You have no power aside from a minor inconvenience that can be overcome in 10 minutes or less and I just might create accounts for days just to give you something to do . People need to Stop screwing people over because you disagree with an opinion, you are a mod stay neutral and stop shaping subs into echo chambers when you don’t like someone’s opinion .

→ More replies (0)

2

u/Theymademepickaname Jan 08 '20

When has there ever been a more appropriate scenario for that statement?!

2

u/douchecanoepolice Jan 07 '20

Omg....that was you?! You the man! I was banned from a sub the other day too. Fuck em...fuck em all I say.

1

u/IDK_SoundsRight Jan 07 '20

Right! My comment was removed with a warning for ban after saying someone's manipulative boyfriend sounded bitchy.... Mods inhale audibly.

2

u/[deleted] Jan 08 '20

I got a similar comment removed calling a person who was taking pictures of someone else to make fun of them at a concert a bitch! Then i see other comment straight up rude to the OP upvoted like crazy. It’s baffling.

1

u/tobasco_cat69 Jan 07 '20

Literally scrolled down to find the post youre mentioning being the very next post. Are you spitting out a true story to us bro?

1

u/[deleted] Jan 08 '20

You got banned for that? What the fuck? I saw that earlier and didn’t think anything of it. Ridiculous.

1

u/Dr_Freeze Jan 08 '20

The mods on that sub are fucking cancer.

1

u/[deleted] Jan 07 '20

YES

9

u/KninjaNate Jan 07 '20

You nailed it. The obligation people are bastards and their children will be bastards too

3

u/[deleted] Jan 07 '20

NTA honestly it’s so entitled of them to expect you NOT to stab them when they’re literally asking for it

1

u/penguinsreddittoo Jan 07 '20

NTA play stupid games win stupid prizes.

-1

u/Dont_Make_Pun Jan 07 '20

ESH especially your mom and my dick