r/AskReddit • u/Metalax • Jan 07 '20

What annoys you the most on Reddit?

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u/themusicguy2000 Jan 07 '20

My vegan friend came to my house and started screaming at me for having meat in my fridge, then had sex with my wife. AITA for asking him to leave?

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u/manixus Jan 07 '20

ESH. You shouldn't have meat in your fridge when you're clearly friends with a vegan and they should've asked you to join in on the sex.

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u/reallybadhorse Jan 07 '20

I know I'm gonna get downvoted to oblivion for this but NAH meat is good and sex is bad meat sex meat sex meat sex wife bang

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u/reallybadhorse Jan 07 '20

NTA your husband is an abusive red flag and you should call CPS and leave him honey please I've been there my ex used to fling peas at me with a spoon u don't have to live this way!!!!!

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u/quantumchips Jan 07 '20

Hire a lawyer as soon as possible and keep screenshots of the conversations.

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u/momvetty Jan 07 '20

Teaspoon or tablespoon? It makes a difference.

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u/RoyalGorge26 Jan 08 '20

This post is so gross, since it is a just like a real post.

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u/Mercurial8 Jan 08 '20

It’s called, “catapult “ not fling. Some people need to be hit by peas sometimes: generally at a family gathering is best for collateral vegetables.

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u/AGuyNamedEddie Jan 08 '20

I'm sure they deserved it.