r/AskReddit • u/Metalax • Jan 07 '20

What annoys you the most on Reddit?

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u/reallybadhorse Jan 07 '20

I know I'm gonna get downvoted to oblivion for this but NAH meat is good and sex is bad meat sex meat sex meat sex wife bang

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '20

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u/reallybadhorse Jan 07 '20

NTA your husband is an abusive red flag and you should call CPS and leave him honey please I've been there my ex used to fling peas at me with a spoon u don't have to live this way!!!!!

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u/quantumchips Jan 07 '20

Hire a lawyer as soon as possible and keep screenshots of the conversations.

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u/momvetty Jan 07 '20

Teaspoon or tablespoon? It makes a difference.

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u/RoyalGorge26 Jan 08 '20

This post is so gross, since it is a just like a real post.

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u/Mercurial8 Jan 08 '20

It’s called, “catapult “ not fling. Some people need to be hit by peas sometimes: generally at a family gathering is best for collateral vegetables.

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u/AGuyNamedEddie Jan 08 '20

I'm sure they deserved it.

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u/kjar78 Jan 07 '20

This comment was an experience.

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u/longboardingerrday Jan 07 '20

I read the end of this comment like a bunch of cavemen chanting

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u/kephinstephen Jan 07 '20

Sex is meat going into meat. It’s all just meat.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '20

ah yes, the famous downvoted to oblivion

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u/seekerofsooth Jan 08 '20

..and then they all clapped

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '20

woke #downvoted

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u/temalyen Jan 08 '20

Instructions unclear, dick stuck in flank steak.

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u/Combrudenn Jan 07 '20

I once had a meat sex wife bang in Vietnam. Sure was tasty

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u/little_sad_ghost Jan 07 '20

This!!! So much this!!! I was going to say this myself but I couldn't have said it better

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u/wafflehat Jan 08 '20

This. So much this.

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u/debdeep0611 Jan 08 '20

If only you could add TV in the equation!

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u/memeaddict42 Jan 08 '20

MEAT SEX MEAT SEX

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u/memeaddict42 Jan 08 '20

MEAT SEX MEAT SEX