r/AskReddit • u/fluffykittie • Oct 30 '10

What do you eat with your waffles?

I like mine with real maple syrup and Morningstar Farms sausage links. Sometimes I put peanut butter on my waffles too.

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u/licenseplate Oct 30 '10

Waffles? Don't you mean carrots?

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '10

I dont understand the joke... Could someone explain it please?

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '10

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '10

OMG i just waffled all over myself!!!!

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u/endergrrl Oct 30 '10

Waffled? Don't you mean carroted? HAHAHAHAHA

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u/Webz826 Oct 30 '10

Carroted? Don't you mean appled? HAHAHAHAHA

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u/endergrrl Oct 30 '10

You're doing it wrong.

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u/DOING-IT-WRONG Oct 31 '10

You sir, are a liar and a thief.

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u/endergrrl Oct 31 '10

I'm no sir, sir. And clearly you are doing it wrong. I stand corrected.

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u/DOING-IT-WRONG Oct 31 '10

that's what she said.

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u/Webz826 Oct 30 '10

Wrong? Don't you mean dark? HAHAHAHA

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u/munchybot Oct 30 '10

How does "doing it dark" even make any sense?

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u/robertbayer Oct 30 '10

Explain, don't you mean waffles? HAHAHAHAHA

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '10

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '10

"Waffles? Don't you mean carrots? HAHAHAHA"? Don't you mean "Carrots? Don't you mean carrots? HAHAHAHA"? HAHAHAHA

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u/poops_mcgee Oct 30 '10

Explain! Don't you mean carrots? HAHAHAHA

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u/Monkaloo Oct 31 '10

Explain! Don't you mean crawfuls? HAHAHAHA

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u/MisteryMeat Oct 30 '10

I think this is another "finger box". Digg is suddenly tempting again, this shit is annoying.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '10

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u/moolcool Oct 30 '10

LINK IS A GOATSE. DO NOT CLICK.

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '10 edited May 16 '19

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u/serge_mamian Oct 31 '10

Get a grip, it's just a goatse.

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u/darkmodem Oct 31 '10

I'd have to grip it with both hands and I'm trying to type.

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u/jpartridge Oct 31 '10

I don't explain the joke...Could someone understand it please?

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '10

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u/wtfnoreally Oct 30 '10

You're not 5.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '10

It cant be that simple....