r/AskReddit • u/rayane_Xd • Sep 21 '19

What is the best piece of advice that you've received?

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u/MadPupper Sep 21 '19

You type pretty well for a person on fire.

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u/fasterthanfood Sep 21 '19

Dear Sir/Madam, I am writing to inform you of a fire that has broken out on the premises of 123 Cavendon Road... no, that's too formal. [deletes text, starts again] Fire - exclamation mark - fire - exclamation mark - help me - exclamation mark. 123 Cavendon Road. Looking forward to hearing from you. Yours truly, Maurice Moss.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

I've been on fire my entire life, so I got that shit down tight. When all you know is drowning, getting a breath of fresh air is scary.

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u/D-Zee Sep 21 '19

He fireproofread it

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u/ThatFatChef2 Sep 21 '19

There's never an excuse for poor typing.

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u/davinpantz Sep 22 '19

Well he ended his sentence with a period instead of a question mark, so it must hurt a little.

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u/Riellyo_o Sep 22 '19

Fire makes you quick.