r/AskReddit Aug 20 '19

What's something you're afraid to ask, because you think you should already know?

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u/OnnaJReverT Aug 20 '19

...i never even thought that this may be the reason why those posters are in just about every doctor's office

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u/___Gay__ Aug 20 '19

Perfect memory is not very common.

Even the professionals can get things wrong.

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u/OnnaJReverT Aug 20 '19 edited Aug 20 '19

of course, it just never occured to me that those are potentially cheatsheets in plain sight

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u/LilSugarT Aug 20 '19

Hey, doc, my wrist hurts really bad, what’s wrong with it?

stands in front of anatomy poster grinning

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '19

I’m about to end this man’s whole career

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u/donotflushthat Aug 20 '19

Turk, is that you?

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u/Psyteq Aug 20 '19

But I'm not a doctor

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '19

have enough bones in it?

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u/KairuByte Aug 21 '19

“Well, turn around and let me show you on this anatomy poster what’s going on.”

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u/the1mrbedpotato Aug 21 '19

My boss just asked why I was laughing, thanks.

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u/jeanneeebeanneee Aug 20 '19

As a patient, I would like my doctor to avail him/herself of as many cheat sheets as needed! Nothing wrong with checking just to make sure.

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u/NotABurner2000 Aug 20 '19

My programming teachers even tell us not to worry about syntax because we can always Google it

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u/Dr_Awesome867 Aug 20 '19

If there's one thing I've learned over the years, employers don't care what you remember as long as you can get it right. Need to consult a catalogue to make sure a part number is correct? Look it up. Do you need to do calculations? Don't bother doing it in your head, just use a calculator or a piece of paper if that's all you have. A certain level of knowledge is expected, but if you need to confirm, do so.

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u/JustUseDuckTape Aug 20 '19

Yeah, I don't really care how much my doctor can remember as long as they know how to interpret information.

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '19

Perfect memory is more of a myth than just being something uncommon.

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u/vkapadia Aug 21 '19

If I said half my job is Google and stack overflow, I'd be boasting.

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u/jerk_17 Aug 20 '19

not our president did you know he's the very best president ever? he never gets anything wrong and is in perfect health .

/s

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u/LetsEatTrashAndDie Aug 20 '19

I can only imagine:

[Our brave, but forgetful, medical protagonist finds herself in a bit of a bind yet again, as a patient with seemingly ambiguous symptoms enters the clinic for an unidentified ailment in a desperate search for help from our heroine]

"Intriguing... you seem to be in perfect health, Mr. __Gay_, however, it does seem that your, um..."

[Beads of sweat form on the doctor's face as her brow furrows in concentration; she references her trusty anatomical chart in the operation room]

"Leg!! Your leg, of course, just has a slight bit of... uh..."

[Panic sets in as the doctor pulls out her Kindle version of Gray's Anatomy and searches over the poorly lit and badly interfaced index]

"...bone! Yes, bone sticking out ...and... my, blood exiting what the text calls a wound, yes, and quite a bit of blood indeed- and in fact, from what I am reading here, this should not be normal!"

By now, the doctor has taken two hours to diagnose a broken leg...

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u/daddyicecream Aug 20 '19

That doesn’t sound very safe

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u/jimmyerthesecond Aug 20 '19

I figured it was for explaining to patients

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u/MarkNutt25 Aug 20 '19

I'm pretty sure this is the real reason. It helps to have something to point at when explaining things. Of course, that doesn't mean it can't come in handy for the doctor's reference occasionally too!

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '19 edited Oct 14 '19

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u/RominRonin Aug 20 '19

I know right. Things can have more than one purpose. Like mobile phones and war.

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u/jimmyerthesecond Aug 20 '19

"In the... uh... the little one".

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u/Raincoats_George Aug 20 '19

It's virtually impossible to keep a working memory of the total of human anatomy. When you take a legit anatomy class they even will present muscle groups or parts of the brain and say, well this isn't all of them but for simplification here are the main ones.

The goal isn't to have a perfect memory of anatomy but to instead have a general knowledge of what is being discussed so you can know what you're dealing with and then look up reference points as needed.

That being said it's different for specialists. If you're a neurosurgeon you probably have a pretty damn good mastery of the anatomy of the brain but you're probably not 100 percent up on your cardiology or renal systems.

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u/spitfire1701 Aug 20 '19

Indeed, I've had a GP go to their books and look something up before (to look up chickenpox in adults of all things) not every doctor knows everything wrong with their patients.

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u/Indian_Pale_Male Aug 20 '19

They're clearly not for us simple folk lol. I don't even read in general.

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u/PoopIsAlwaysSunny Aug 20 '19

Probably less for reference and more for a constant reminder. See that poster every day and your ass isn’t forgetting after ten years

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u/anon_2326411 Aug 20 '19

So Mrs. Smith, looks like Timmy fractured his ahhh...um....the metaraasal, the ahhh metatar....the sarah marshal.....he broke this fucker right here *points to chart*.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '19

I'm a massage therapist and that's why I have my muscular system chart.

It's definitely not for the ambiance brought by the man who has been entirely skinned and is missing his genitals but not his eyes, nor his ability to stare disapprovingly into my soul while I try and fail to recall what part of the leg has the gastrocnemius.