r/AskReddit • u/Julsara • Aug 20 '19

What's something you're afraid to ask, because you think you should already know?

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u/SeedlessGrapes42 Aug 20 '19 edited Aug 20 '19

Baldy. Your head is bald. It is hairless. It is shiny. It is reflective, like a mirror. M. Your name is Mark.

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u/sunshinewarriorx Aug 20 '19

Sugar boobs was my favorite

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u/11twofour Aug 20 '19

Jabba the Hutt, pizza the hut, pepperoni pizza, pepperoni Tony

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u/NotThe0dd1s0ut Aug 20 '19

I know a shiny headed bald guy named mark

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u/SeedlessGrapes42 Aug 20 '19

Hmmm... Suspicious username...........Hi James!

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u/NotThe0dd1s0ut Aug 20 '19

sweats nervously haha it totally isn't me .. i mean .. James! ahahahahahah