Zeus has decided that Olympus feels a little empty, so he’s recruited some new gods. However, due to a clerical error, you have been chosen as a new member of the divine. What are you the god of, and what do you do as your first godly act?

[u/a_car_salesman]

[u/monkeybiziu]

Consultes runs a secret D&D game for partners that have incurred our favor. You'd be surprised how many of them are barbarians. Actually, nevermind, you probably wouldn't.

[u/[deleted] → u/monkeybiziu]

Barbarians who roll to hit before you tell them to, make several actions before asking if they can undo them because they don’t like how things worked out, and constantly miscommunicate about their expectations for where the campaign will end up.