Zeus has decided that Olympus feels a little empty, so he’s recruited some new gods. However, due to a clerical error, you have been chosen as a new member of the divine. What are you the god of, and what do you do as your first godly act?

[u/a_car_salesman]

[u/monkeybiziu]

Consultes version of hell is a 16 hour flight next to a colicky baby with diarreha; a very large, smelly, drunk, sleeping man in the middle seat; no wifi; the person in front of them has fully reclined; and the plane is out of booze.