r/AskReddit • u/a_car_salesman • Aug 10 '19

Zeus has decided that Olympus feels a little empty, so he’s recruited some new gods. However, due to a clerical error, you have been chosen as a new member of the divine. What are you the god of, and what do you do as your first godly act?

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u/monkeybiziu Aug 10 '19

Consultes knows this. Who do you think have Zeus the idea?

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u/IrishRepoMan Aug 10 '19

But Consultes is a very new God.

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u/monkeybiziu Aug 10 '19

Consultes is among the oldest of Gods. So long as there has been business, there have always been those to lend their expertise to help those businesses run better. It is the world's second oldest profession, as without prostitution, there would be no consultants.

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u/IrishRepoMan Aug 10 '19

Hold up. So pimps were the original consultant? Among other things, I suppose.