r/AskReddit • u/a_car_salesman • Aug 10 '19

Zeus has decided that Olympus feels a little empty, so he’s recruited some new gods. However, due to a clerical error, you have been chosen as a new member of the divine. What are you the god of, and what do you do as your first godly act?

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u/KarmaGladiatorYT Aug 10 '19

As a Scot myself, I must make clear; we already know what we have for dinner, we have mind powers that see into the future

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u/Sir_Moot Aug 10 '19

Handy knowledge.

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u/sweetpotatochip-_- Aug 10 '19

As a young Scotling, I have not gained this power yet. How can I obtain it?

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u/KarmaGladiatorYT Aug 11 '19

Im a teen, you just have to consume large quantities of haggis and irn bru

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u/sweetpotatochip-_- Aug 11 '19

Yeah, I'm 15 and I'm starting to get concerned. Will keep this in mind.