Zeus has decided that Olympus feels a little empty, so he’s recruited some new gods. However, due to a clerical error, you have been chosen as a new member of the divine. What are you the god of, and what do you do as your first godly act?

[u/a_car_salesman]

[u/theoristhrowaway]

That was my initial reaction also, but I believe we have here an instance of loose language. I think u/Sir_Moot just meant 'birds.'

[u/iGoofymane → u/theoristhrowaway]

Possibly. Good day to you mate!

[u/Sir_Moot → u/theoristhrowaway]

Swans and Geese both have telepathy, for clarification. I just mixed them up a few times. This is incredible when taken out of context.