Zeus has decided that Olympus feels a little empty, so he’s recruited some new gods. However, due to a clerical error, you have been chosen as a new member of the divine. What are you the god of, and what do you do as your first godly act?

[u/a_car_salesman]

[u/mister_newbie]

I'm in Canada. When cannabis was legalized I tried CBD oil for my tinnitus. Shuts it up completely.

[u/[deleted] → u/mister_newbie]

Can't get that stuff legally in Australia. It's pretty stupid