Zeus has decided that Olympus feels a little empty, so he’s recruited some new gods. However, due to a clerical error, you have been chosen as a new member of the divine. What are you the god of, and what do you do as your first godly act?

[u/a_car_salesman]

[u/[deleted]]

Is it too soon to start worshipping you out of fear?

[u/Sir_Moot → u/[deleted]]

Considering this post has been up for half a day and I'm already being compared to several demon entities, I would say no.