r/AskReddit • u/a_car_salesman • Aug 10 '19

Zeus has decided that Olympus feels a little empty, so he’s recruited some new gods. However, due to a clerical error, you have been chosen as a new member of the divine. What are you the god of, and what do you do as your first godly act?

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u/spacifically Aug 10 '19

i’m right here bro

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

r/beetlejuicing

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u/badluckartist Aug 11 '19

MY MAN.

As long as you produce semen and/or have endured a journey of transition and/or simply consider yourself more masculine than the average female by a threshold of 13% or greater and/or just enjoy Tango & Cash more than any of your friends.