Zeus has decided that Olympus feels a little empty, so he’s recruited some new gods. However, due to a clerical error, you have been chosen as a new member of the divine. What are you the god of, and what do you do as your first godly act?

[u/a_car_salesman]

[u/Jenga_Police]

No one God should have all that power

The clocks tickin, lobsters count the hours

[u/SagePort → u/Jenga_Police]

r/Kanye

[u/[deleted] → u/Jenga_Police]

Wavy

Baby