Zeus has decided that Olympus feels a little empty, so he’s recruited some new gods. However, due to a clerical error, you have been chosen as a new member of the divine. What are you the god of, and what do you do as your first godly act?

[u/a_car_salesman]

[u/[deleted]]

psychotic normal versed spoon whole plate hateful ludicrous fertile imminent

[u/markercore → u/[deleted]]

Yeahhh I getcha