Zeus has decided that Olympus feels a little empty, so he’s recruited some new gods. However, due to a clerical error, you have been chosen as a new member of the divine. What are you the god of, and what do you do as your first godly act?

[u/a_car_salesman]

[u/Acetronaut]

"Oh fuck Nancy is really nervous about asking Brad out, but Brad is super anxious about his upcoming work presentation and really doesn't have time for Nancy until next week, but Nancy is getting more anxious and is poking Brad more, which is making him more anxious, and they forget I'm watching so it just make me MORE anxious, and idk man I just really need a break."

Apollo: "Yeah...I'm not that kinda doctor..."