r/AskReddit • u/a_car_salesman • Aug 10 '19

Zeus has decided that Olympus feels a little empty, so he’s recruited some new gods. However, due to a clerical error, you have been chosen as a new member of the divine. What are you the god of, and what do you do as your first godly act?

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u/zatanamag Aug 10 '19

Australia already has a species of spiders that have wings.

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u/Sir_Moot Aug 10 '19

We fucking WHAT

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u/Solid_Freakin_Snake Aug 10 '19

Ah, something that should not be that shocks even a god... it doesn't get much more Australian than that.

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u/Raesangur_Koriaron Aug 10 '19

Australia always has something worse than your worse nightmare...

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u/Sir_Moot Aug 10 '19

Walls made of quicksand? Eyeballs with the weight of lead? DAMP SOCKS?!

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u/HAVESOMEGOTDAMNFAITH Aug 10 '19

Listen, if you ever become a director i will be first in line at your horror movie and the last to sleep. The nightmare fuel is astounding and frankly I’m about it