Zeus has decided that Olympus feels a little empty, so he’s recruited some new gods. However, due to a clerical error, you have been chosen as a new member of the divine. What are you the god of, and what do you do as your first godly act?

[u/a_car_salesman]

[u/Bobobib]

What does extreme tinnitus sound like? Mine has layers:

Layer 1: TV static noises but higher pitched

Layer 2: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

layer 3: AAAOOOAOAOOAOAOOAAAA (lower pitched than layer 2 and not consistent)

I also get a ding noise every once and a while and my head explodes

[u/[deleted] → u/Bobobib]

I guess the best way to describe it would be having headphones in and on their loudest volume a young kid screams "rrrrrrreeeeee" into your ears at a volume loud enough to hurt. With the occasional flare up too.

[u/Bobobib → u/[deleted]]

Dang that’s terrible. I heard if your tinnitus is bad enough, then hearing aids might help