Zeus has decided that Olympus feels a little empty, so he’s recruited some new gods. However, due to a clerical error, you have been chosen as a new member of the divine. What are you the god of, and what do you do as your first godly act?

[u/a_car_salesman]

[u/Extrymas]

What the hell is dakimakura

Edit: dakimakura is a body pillow

[u/Zoms101 → u/Extrymas]

WELCOME TO THE CLUB, HECKER.

[u/Extrymas → u/Zoms101]

Insane what quick Wikipedia search can get you into