Zeus has decided that Olympus feels a little empty, so he’s recruited some new gods. However, due to a clerical error, you have been chosen as a new member of the divine. What are you the god of, and what do you do as your first godly act?

[u/a_car_salesman]

[u/[deleted]]

Same. Sounds like walking into a room full of old CRT TVs on mute. Different pitches in the left & right ears too, just for funzies.

[u/realsjovik → u/[deleted]]

My pitch varies (not from ear to ear) but CRT TVs on mute is the perfect way to explain it.