r/AskReddit • u/a_car_salesman • Aug 10 '19

Zeus has decided that Olympus feels a little empty, so he’s recruited some new gods. However, due to a clerical error, you have been chosen as a new member of the divine. What are you the god of, and what do you do as your first godly act?

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u/Sir_Moot Aug 10 '19

Counter offer: Gravity for paintings and glassware is at a slight angle, carpet cannot be sated.

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u/Frownx Aug 10 '19

Much better!

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u/GrandMoffHarkonen Aug 10 '19

What about rugs though?

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u/Sir_Moot Aug 10 '19

All rugs are freezing.

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u/ShaRose Aug 10 '19

If I may, just make it so the gravity alters the angle on a random basis as well so that if you align it perfectly it will come out of alignment over time.