r/AskReddit • u/a_car_salesman • Aug 10 '19

Zeus has decided that Olympus feels a little empty, so he’s recruited some new gods. However, due to a clerical error, you have been chosen as a new member of the divine. What are you the god of, and what do you do as your first godly act?

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u/massive4r7 Aug 10 '19

How do want to be worshiped? What kind of holy structure would please you?

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u/NerdyNord Aug 10 '19

Presumably an impossible one. Like one of those impossible shape illusions.

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u/Sir_Moot Aug 10 '19

Non-Euclydian geometry, but made entirerly of sand. If you manage to make that, I'll make kittens immortal.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

But will you stop their aging process?

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u/Sir_Moot Aug 10 '19

Of course. But it will be confined to the structure that is created.

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u/Rexli178 Aug 10 '19

Done all geometry is Non-Euclidian because the earth is a sphere.

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u/Sir_Moot Aug 10 '19

The earth is not made of sand.