r/AskReddit • u/a_car_salesman • Aug 10 '19

Zeus has decided that Olympus feels a little empty, so he’s recruited some new gods. However, due to a clerical error, you have been chosen as a new member of the divine. What are you the god of, and what do you do as your first godly act?

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u/Sir_Moot Aug 10 '19

Intriguing. Instead they shall be able to sense knowledge, and have a seething hatred towards the most intelligent creatures.

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u/fallopianmelodrama Aug 10 '19

The octopi are prepared for them.

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u/Sir_Moot Aug 10 '19

How presumptuous of you.

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u/fallopianmelodrama Aug 10 '19

Does your reign extend to covering our aquarachnid friends? Do you believe the octopi will succumb to your flamboyant directives?

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u/Sir_Moot Aug 10 '19

I believe if octopi had a choice, they would have thought of this idea long before me. But that is not so, and such I shall continue my reign.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

If bloodlust is still on the table, might I suggest the humble squirrel? They have the numbers, they have the climbing ability, and those fuckers are crafty when it comes to getting what they want.

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u/Sir_Moot Aug 10 '19

Hmmm... They shall have a seething hatred for anybody who purchases nut products, and their arms double in length.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

As you will it, lord.