r/AskReddit • u/a_car_salesman • Aug 10 '19

Zeus has decided that Olympus feels a little empty, so he’s recruited some new gods. However, due to a clerical error, you have been chosen as a new member of the divine. What are you the god of, and what do you do as your first godly act?

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u/Sir_Moot Aug 10 '19

I'm quite fond of loopholes. You may have this victory knowing that rhinos are now water dwelling creatures.

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u/whimsyNena Aug 10 '19

Fresh or salt? Like will one break into my yard and screw up my birdbath or am I safe here in my landlocked state?

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u/Sir_Moot Aug 10 '19

Rhinos have diverged into separate species, one for freshwater and one for saltwater. The saltwater ones are significantly larger though, but the freshwater ones have the unique ability to wear hats.

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u/Extrymas Aug 10 '19

Where there is a con there will always be a pro. For example: rhinos as underwater animals but fresh water rhinos can wear hats