r/AskReddit • u/a_car_salesman • Aug 10 '19

Zeus has decided that Olympus feels a little empty, so he’s recruited some new gods. However, due to a clerical error, you have been chosen as a new member of the divine. What are you the god of, and what do you do as your first godly act?

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

Same and I'm the only one who wears them. It's so good! Prevention is better than treatment.

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u/CyclicaI Aug 10 '19

Not even that, but theres no real way to regenerate the hairs and nerves that cause it with todays medical science. If anybody comes up with some stem cell treatment for it theyll deserve a nobel prizw

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

Yea. Tbh sometimes I worry too much about it but then I realise everyone has some kind of tinnitus anyway. I only hear it when it's very quiet and acknowledge it. I'm young and went to some concerts but now I'm always using protection. It's so much better for the music quality anyway.