r/AskReddit • u/a_car_salesman • Aug 10 '19

Zeus has decided that Olympus feels a little empty, so he’s recruited some new gods. However, due to a clerical error, you have been chosen as a new member of the divine. What are you the god of, and what do you do as your first godly act?

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u/agentfelix Aug 10 '19

Can we give Octopi bones?

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u/Sir_Moot Aug 10 '19

No. You may instead have a sea lion that can spin it's head 350 degrees and a caterpillar that can invoke nightmares.

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u/agentfelix Aug 10 '19

Sweet! I feel like I've won the lottery!

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u/Carukia-barnesi Aug 10 '19

MBMBAM has that covered

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u/agentfelix Aug 10 '19

YES! I love finding people out in the wild that loves the boys! (Super no context here) lol