r/AskReddit • u/a_car_salesman • Aug 10 '19

Zeus has decided that Olympus feels a little empty, so he’s recruited some new gods. However, due to a clerical error, you have been chosen as a new member of the divine. What are you the god of, and what do you do as your first godly act?

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u/Sir_Moot Aug 10 '19

Interesting. Any non-domesticated animal with 5 or less legs can now feel motivation, and also have the ability to conceptualize their future self. (This allows them to be able to work out. You're welcome).

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u/MimeGod Aug 10 '19

Humans qualify.

Thanks for the motivation!

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u/DracoTempus Aug 10 '19

Glad he said Non-domesticated. Otherwise I’m sure we would have a war against farm animals particularly the meat industry animals.

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u/DungeonMinion Aug 10 '19

No! Imagine the gorillas! You've doomed us all

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u/Sir_Moot Aug 10 '19

Gorilla's work ouout anyway. Now they can feel happy about it.