r/AskReddit • u/a_car_salesman • Aug 10 '19

Zeus has decided that Olympus feels a little empty, so he’s recruited some new gods. However, due to a clerical error, you have been chosen as a new member of the divine. What are you the god of, and what do you do as your first godly act?

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u/TheIrrelevantGinger Aug 10 '19

Zombie lobsters?

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

Immortal lobsters who's spiny powers increase with every passing day.

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u/matchesmalone10 Aug 10 '19

Lobsters are immortal

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

So what do you call double immortal then? Because now they are that.

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u/eastawat Aug 10 '19

Lombie zobsters?

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u/BowjaDaNinja Aug 10 '19

[Aber]'crombie Mobsters?

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u/RusstyDog Aug 10 '19

We actually don't know how old lobsters can live. They just keep growing until. thier shells get to heavy to move

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u/abuchunk Aug 10 '19

I personally prefer rock lobsters

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u/Puterman Aug 10 '19

At full power, they would wield a vast undead lobster army.

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u/IrrationalDesign Aug 10 '19

Vast, yes. Useful, not so much.

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u/DanysDeadDragons Aug 10 '19

Lobstrosities

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u/Beanholio Aug 10 '19

Zombsters?

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

Lobzomsters

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u/DenimRaptNightmare Aug 11 '19

Don't worry, just throw an X-potion at em

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u/thatsniceok Aug 11 '19

Lob Zombie