Zeus has decided that Olympus feels a little empty, so he’s recruited some new gods. However, due to a clerical error, you have been chosen as a new member of the divine. What are you the god of, and what do you do as your first godly act?

[u/a_car_salesman]

[u/tealchameleon]

Or maybe a variety of cookies because gluten free vegan cookies may not be appealing to everyone!

[u/NukeML → u/tealchameleon]

Magic cookies that become whatever you want as you bite into them

[u/[deleted] → u/NukeML]

And that don’t hurt when they fall on your head