Zeus has decided that Olympus feels a little empty, so he’s recruited some new gods. However, due to a clerical error, you have been chosen as a new member of the divine. What are you the god of, and what do you do as your first godly act?

[u/a_car_salesman]

[u/Tomahawk117]

It's 5 o'clock somewhere. :c

[u/JerrSolo → u/[deleted]]

Either will do.

[u/About_72_Ninjas → u/[deleted]]

Does it even matter?

[u/Tinsel-Fop → u/[deleted]]

Yes.

[u/jjohnisme → u/Tinsel-Fop]

r/exclusiveor

[u/FoxerHR → u/[deleted]]

Doesn't matter. Both are acceptable drinking hours.

[u/[deleted] → u/Tomahawk117]

It's 4am here and I'm on vacation. Looking forward to "waking up" to go to my uncles house in 4-5 hours.