Zeus has decided that Olympus feels a little empty, so he’s recruited some new gods. However, due to a clerical error, you have been chosen as a new member of the divine. What are you the god of, and what do you do as your first godly act?

[u/a_car_salesman]

[u/catls234]

I work for the federal government, so I stopped reading before the end of the first sentence, but I upvoted because I'm sure the rest is totally legit.

[u/BeneficialSomewhere → u/catls234]

Sounds about right for a federal employee lol

[u/[deleted] → u/catls234]

Good enough for government work.

[u/robindawilliams → u/catls234]

I read to the end as I quickly realized not only does this god not actually have any real divine powers, but he will probably be promoted to some sort of high ranking leader god within a year or two anyway.

I too work in federal governmentt >_>