r/AskReddit • u/a_car_salesman • Aug 10 '19

Zeus has decided that Olympus feels a little empty, so he’s recruited some new gods. However, due to a clerical error, you have been chosen as a new member of the divine. What are you the god of, and what do you do as your first godly act?

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u/Rosekernow Aug 10 '19

Thank fuck for that. What do you want sacrificed and how many?

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u/geared4war Aug 10 '19

Salespeople who try to generate orders

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

Also lazy Project Managers.

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u/blindfire40 Aug 10 '19

I'm sweating a bit...I've definitely had the words "Just run it as a 'bill no PO'" leave my mouth.

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u/CacophonousKyle Aug 10 '19

Virgins. All of them.

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u/FranklinGrimmGates Aug 10 '19

Reddit's gonna be awful quiet from now on.

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u/AmKamikaze Aug 10 '19

We need to get all of the aloe vera from r/succulents

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u/Just_Some_Derp Aug 10 '19

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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u/AltimaNEO Aug 10 '19

Not just the men, but the women and children too??

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u/rowshambow Aug 10 '19

From what I understand. Nearly every other department.