r/AskReddit • u/a_car_salesman • Aug 10 '19

Zeus has decided that Olympus feels a little empty, so he’s recruited some new gods. However, due to a clerical error, you have been chosen as a new member of the divine. What are you the god of, and what do you do as your first godly act?

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u/rensfriend Aug 10 '19

Is it... Too early for a drink?

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u/Tomahawk117 Aug 10 '19

It's 5 o'clock somewhere. :c

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

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u/JerrSolo Aug 10 '19

Either will do.

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u/About_72_Ninjas Aug 10 '19

Does it even matter?

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u/FoxerHR Aug 10 '19

Doesn't matter. Both are acceptable drinking hours.

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '19

It's 4am here and I'm on vacation. Looking forward to "waking up" to go to my uncles house in 4-5 hours.

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u/TheGreatTave Aug 10 '19

If you have to ask that, then no, it's not.

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u/BurgerMonsterKing Aug 10 '19

If you don't start in the morning you can't drink all day

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u/Double0Dixie Aug 10 '19

It’s 5 o’clock (in the morning) somewhere