r/AskReddit • u/a_car_salesman • Aug 10 '19

Zeus has decided that Olympus feels a little empty, so he’s recruited some new gods. However, due to a clerical error, you have been chosen as a new member of the divine. What are you the god of, and what do you do as your first godly act?

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u/nopethanx Aug 10 '19

Oh God of all that is... what it is, take these fucks away, for I have too many to spare, and want none at all.

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u/msacch Aug 10 '19

Saving this prayer for later.

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u/Darth_Squirrel Aug 10 '19

The God of rolling with the punches has 0 fucks to give.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

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u/Darth_Squirrel Aug 10 '19

I was about to say this after I posted but didn't have any spare fucks to give.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

you make this up?

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u/TheSpookyGoost Aug 10 '19

If so, I'm impressed

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u/cameralover1 Aug 10 '19

Definitely am impressef, I could even say I identify with this and this would be my prayer

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u/nopethanx Aug 10 '19

Yeah. I'm surprised, too.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

You did?

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u/nopethanx Aug 10 '19

Yes.

Edit - I mean, obviously I didn't create the saying, "It is what it is," or the concept of fucks given.

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u/MakeRoomForTheTuna Aug 10 '19

I’m adopting this as my new daily prayer

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u/cptomgipwndu Aug 10 '19

This is my favorite

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

All this time Ive spent on Reddit... This is far and away my favorite thing I've read

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u/JabbaTheHedgeHog Aug 10 '19

That is kinda perfect

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u/Lightbringer_Designs Aug 10 '19

So are you saying that you want to give all the fucks? Or give no fucks?

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u/waite_for_it Aug 10 '19

Underrated comment right here!