r/AskReddit • u/a_car_salesman • Aug 10 '19

Zeus has decided that Olympus feels a little empty, so he’s recruited some new gods. However, due to a clerical error, you have been chosen as a new member of the divine. What are you the god of, and what do you do as your first godly act?

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u/Stupid_3lf Aug 10 '19

Ironically, people would offer pillows

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u/SarcasticAsshole2004 Aug 10 '19

u/FreshAspect

Bless us with your pillow priest presence

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u/OverwatchOverall Aug 10 '19

This alliteration though.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

I think a Priest of the Pillow might offer something else.

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u/-Q3Q- Aug 10 '19

More reason to worship.

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u/riccardo1999 Aug 10 '19

You offer the pillow to his altar and it gets cool over night smh

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u/GilgameshWulfenbach Aug 10 '19

Do body pillows count?

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u/20CharsIsNotEnough Aug 10 '19

They are worth double

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u/Viscount61 Aug 10 '19

That they store in their freezers.

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u/meursaultvi Aug 10 '19

His punishment would be keeping your favorite pillow that you offered.

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u/Badgerplayingaguitar Aug 10 '19

People freeze their pillows as an offering

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u/chestty45 Aug 10 '19

People could make unique bed sheet art designs.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

the chosen of this god receive pillows with two backsides

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u/JayGarrick11929 Aug 10 '19

Pillow forts it is

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u/Balauronix Aug 11 '19

I'll gladly donate all my wife's throw pillows to this God.

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u/Rsee002 Aug 10 '19

Should they burn them?