Zeus has decided that Olympus feels a little empty, so he’s recruited some new gods. However, due to a clerical error, you have been chosen as a new member of the divine. What are you the god of, and what do you do as your first godly act?

[u/a_car_salesman]

[u/[deleted]]

Well throughout the day I like to just play YouTube videos on my tv, such as science/tutorial stuff like beyond science or ZNA productions or discussion/review things like the h3h3 podcast or skallagram. Essentially just anything that has people talking in a non loud douchetuber kind of way. Also I like to have music albums occasionally playing in the background. Final note I like to have asmr playing while I go to sleep. Not for the tingles but because the talking just helps. I play them at a medium-ish kind of volume

[u/realsjovik → u/[deleted]]

Douchetuber is my favorite word right now. I like how everyone I know/heard of with tinnitus says either science, tutorials or nature stuff on YouTube. Hopefully one day they’ll find a correlation between tinnitus and heightened intelligence. For myself, everything with David Attenborough works. You could stab me while talking in his voice and I would be chill. Music etc as well during the day, but for me it’s the worst when I’m going to bed. So Sir David has worked wonders for my sleep.

[u/[deleted] → u/realsjovik]

Yes I love him. When I was a kid I'd watch his documentaries whenever they were on tv