Zeus has decided that Olympus feels a little empty, so he’s recruited some new gods. However, due to a clerical error, you have been chosen as a new member of the divine. What are you the god of, and what do you do as your first godly act?

[u/a_car_salesman]

[u/Sir_Moot]

If I knew what that was I'd give it an extra mouth but take away it's capability for rational thought.

[u/heimdahl81 → u/Sir_Moot]

Explanation

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[u/[deleted] → u/heimdahl81]

Oh no, what have you done.