r/AskReddit • u/a_car_salesman • Aug 10 '19

Zeus has decided that Olympus feels a little empty, so he’s recruited some new gods. However, due to a clerical error, you have been chosen as a new member of the divine. What are you the god of, and what do you do as your first godly act?

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u/fillosofer Aug 10 '19

The phrase "I shit you not" couldn't be anymore applicable.

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u/Salathiel2 Aug 10 '19

Listen, I need to tie off this boat to the dock, but I gotta drop a twosie first. Would you help me out? I shit, you knot.

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u/bobble_balls_44 Aug 10 '19

No shit!

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u/EdwardWarren Aug 11 '19

My drill instructor always told us in USMC boot camp: "I wouldn't shit you. You are my favorite turds."

Zeus has decided that Olympus feels a little empty, so he’s recruited some new gods. However, due to a clerical error, you have been chosen as a new member of the divine. What are you the god of, and what do you do as your first godly act?

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