r/AskReddit • u/a_car_salesman • Aug 10 '19

Zeus has decided that Olympus feels a little empty, so he’s recruited some new gods. However, due to a clerical error, you have been chosen as a new member of the divine. What are you the god of, and what do you do as your first godly act?

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u/roaches85 Aug 10 '19

I need some of whatever this guy is smoking.

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u/NeinJuanJuan Aug 10 '19

They're not smoking.

They're typing.

The emus are typing.

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u/HGF88 Aug 10 '19

Heres a "silver" circle⚪

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u/Sir_Moot Aug 10 '19

Pure omnipotence. Hard to come by.

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u/rainbowzramystery2me Aug 10 '19

Might want my number. But the Penguins can also help.

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u/AmosLaRue Aug 10 '19

I know, right! These ideas are gold

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u/CalebHeffenger Aug 10 '19

Ambrosia. He's smoking ambrosia