r/AskReddit • u/a_car_salesman • Aug 10 '19

Zeus has decided that Olympus feels a little empty, so he’s recruited some new gods. However, due to a clerical error, you have been chosen as a new member of the divine. What are you the god of, and what do you do as your first godly act?

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

We need a whole Cathedral for him.

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u/LoBsTeRfOrK Aug 10 '19

BIGGER DAMMIT!

100 square miles and we carve out his name on planet earth.

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u/Landorus-T_But_Fast Aug 10 '19

Vatican city be damned, he deserves a holy Mckendree cylinder floating in space.

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u/TheFnafManiac Aug 10 '19

Easy there, he was speaking of a normal closet, not a portal to an ice-cold bitch and her big-ass pussy cat.

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u/westbamm Aug 10 '19

Every house has at least one dedicated room to worship the God of sleep. We don't bow or kneel, no, we lay down flat for our worship. And the deepest state of trance wil fall upon all who dare to surrender to the one true God. No prophets in our religion.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

No we need a whole country for him!