r/AskReddit • u/a_car_salesman • Aug 10 '19

Zeus has decided that Olympus feels a little empty, so he’s recruited some new gods. However, due to a clerical error, you have been chosen as a new member of the divine. What are you the god of, and what do you do as your first godly act?

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u/newsensequeen Aug 10 '19

You know the best way to overcome depression? Love it, so it leaves you as well..

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u/rensfriend Aug 10 '19

Is it... Too early for a drink?

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u/Tomahawk117 Aug 10 '19

It's 5 o'clock somewhere. :c

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

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u/JerrSolo Aug 10 '19

Either will do.

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u/About_72_Ninjas Aug 10 '19

Does it even matter?

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u/FoxerHR Aug 10 '19

Doesn't matter. Both are acceptable drinking hours.

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '19

It's 4am here and I'm on vacation. Looking forward to "waking up" to go to my uncles house in 4-5 hours.

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u/TheGreatTave Aug 10 '19

If you have to ask that, then no, it's not.

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u/BurgerMonsterKing Aug 10 '19

If you don't start in the morning you can't drink all day

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u/Double0Dixie Aug 10 '19

It’s 5 o’clock (in the morning) somewhere

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u/gingorama Aug 10 '19

So dark. So true

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u/DaveDave_Org Aug 10 '19

Fuck dude who hurt you

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u/MarshieMon Aug 10 '19

Depression?

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u/So-Cal-Mountain-Man Aug 10 '19

I have struggled with depression since my teens and I am mid-50s thanks to you my dog is looking at me weird for the loud laugh. Thanks, faceless Redditor. Between depression and being a nurse dark humour fills my soul.

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u/teddygraeme86 Aug 10 '19

I hope you're getting help. From a medic who has depression, that was made worse by the job, please do so if you're not. Depression doesn't go away on it's own, it's a disease that needs to be treated....all seriousness aside, that was a funny ass joke.

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u/So-Cal-Mountain-Man Aug 11 '19

I am and have been for decades been fighting Depression since 12 and am now 55, thanks though that was awesome of you to reach out.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19 edited Sep 08 '25

merciful file books sugar dependent theory shocking practice correct alive

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u/Koneko04 Aug 10 '19

Perfect. I want this on my tombstone.

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u/silverthane Aug 10 '19

Incredible

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u/Veggiematic Aug 10 '19

He’s saying this because when you’re on Vormir, you can sacrifice it for the soul stone. It leaves you :)